[reads summary of fic] THIS IS WHAT I WANT
[reads first 10 words of fic] this is not what i want
— Michael Cunningham, The Hours
Looking south on Michigan Ave, 1947, Chicago
wow i haven’t been on the westeros forum in a while! let’s see what’s up
a list of popular ASOIAF theories/predictions that make me roll my eyes
[…] The realist position falters if one accepts that hemorrhoids, measles, miscarriages, pinkeye, and hot consensual sex involving fully visible male members were all probably more common than orgies, brothels and rapes, and yet they play a considerably smaller role.